overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)

ratgod:

i dont think thats how u do it

ratgod:

i dont think thats how u do it

(via celestialmoonrock)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

(via crystalcatsouls)

(Source: villiago, via 60s)

(Source: best-of-memes, via sniffing)

rainbowthundercunt:

I didn’t even wait for all the gifs to load before I reblogged this…

(Source: neuroticpaint, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: joshpeck)

arachnidhips:

oh hey look a locket from when I was little!

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i wonder whats inside i-

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(Source: peachiepichi, via perks-of-being-chinese)