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sanitated:

The Last Time

sanitated:

The Last Time

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nononick:

montyfiske:

what the hell is danny devito doing in this hentai doujin

Probably about to use a condom for his magnum dong

nononick:

montyfiske:

what the hell is danny devito doing in this hentai doujin

Probably about to use a condom for his magnum dong

(via stonecoldstevebuscemi)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via 40datruth)

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

(via 40datruth)

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

(via 40datruth)

thatdudeemu:

sojetlife:

roxannemonologues:

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

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versaceprolapses:

When you finally cum, but it wasnt as satisfying as you were expecting it to be

image

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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via just-a-penis-with-a-dream)